Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day - Movie Review

Valentine's Day (PG-13) 90 minutes C
Candy everyone wants

Starring Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Jamie Foxx, Topher Grace, Anne Hathaway, Queen Latifah, Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Swift, George Lopez, Julie Roberts, Hector Elizondo, Taylor Lautner, Emma Roberts and Shirley MacLaine

It's no secret that I have a weakness for rom-coms, so it should come as no surprise that I liked Valentine's Day a little more than I should have. A film so sugary sweet that you're bound to get a toothache before the credits roll. A film that the New York Post called "less funny or romantic than your average colonoscopy" and a "cringe-inducing bore".

It's full of beautiful people, highly unlikely situations and a nauseatingly cute kid whose way too mature for his age- one of my pet peeves. That being said, there were also a few surprises that I didn't see coming. This is one of those films where I was completely entertained despite it having zero staying power (I will have forgotten this film by next week).

I guess it's appropriate that its called Valentine's Day because similar to those little candy hearts it's a temporary sugar treat that's essentially unfulfilling empty calories. Indulge in moderation or else it could be bad for you.
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First Impression Music Review
Suzanna Vega - Close Up Vol 1, Love Songs B-

On this Barnes & Nobles exclusive CD, Suzanne Vega dips into her extensive catalog and shares an intimate acoustic collection of love songs. The highlights here include: "Marlene on the Wall", "(I'll Never Be) Your Maggie May", "If You Were In My Movie" and the undeniably beautiful "Bound" from 2007's Beauty & Crime album. An album that I was terribly disappointed in but probably should give another chance.

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