Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Inner Poise

198 lbs (Fat ass!), glasses of wine 2, diet sodas 2, calories 4180 (approximately- must go on diet soon), positive thoughts 0

8:30 a.m. Smells like someone died in 1st floor bathroom.

10:00 a.m. I look at the clock and start to formulate lunch plans.

12:00 a.m. Lunch - Ran into a crazy women at the drug store. Finally bought some toiletries I've been needing.

1:15 p.m. Co-workers tells me about a film he saw over the weekend. Says Kate Bosworth is a babe.

2:00 p.m Want to do bodily harm to co-worker (not the one previously mentioned), must go for a walk to cool out.

8:00 p.m. Blogging when I should be doing homework. No self discipline.

P.S. You appear to have forgotten your skirt. Staff is expected to be fully dressed at all times.
-Cleave

"Stop being so neurotic and dreading things"
-Bridget Jones (Helen Fielding)

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