Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Inner Poise

198 lbs (Fat ass!), glasses of wine 2, diet sodas 2, calories 4180 (approximately- must go on diet soon), positive thoughts 0

8:30 a.m. Smells like someone died in 1st floor bathroom.

10:00 a.m. I look at the clock and start to formulate lunch plans.

12:00 a.m. Lunch - Ran into a crazy women at the drug store. Finally bought some toiletries I've been needing.

1:15 p.m. Co-workers tells me about a film he saw over the weekend. Says Kate Bosworth is a babe.

2:00 p.m Want to do bodily harm to co-worker (not the one previously mentioned), must go for a walk to cool out.

8:00 p.m. Blogging when I should be doing homework. No self discipline.

P.S. You appear to have forgotten your skirt. Staff is expected to be fully dressed at all times.

"Stop being so neurotic and dreading things"
-Bridget Jones (Helen Fielding)

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